May 2013
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
googlehomo:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
failturd:
ttrollinginthedeep:
naming your child after your tumblr url
i find this to be extremely funny on my part.
buttlicked:
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.
railroadsoftware:
nosdrinker:
oppa spongebob style
thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
...
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
civism:
It’s strange how Yahoo didn’t catch on to basically the whole of tumblr not wanting them. They’re basically that really annoying person that doesn’t get the hint you don’t want them around
anus:
yologna:
amoying:
Harry Otter
and the chamber of sea-crets
featuring crab
